“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
settle down, it'll all be clear, the trouble it might drag you down,
if you get lost, you can always be found

Kurt/Sebastian. PG. A silly little drabble based off this picture and slightly based off this post (with minor pairing adjustments). I couldn’t help myself.
“I can’t believe you got yourself arrested…” Sebastian muttered, shaking his head as they sat in the back of a taxi on their way to their hotel. “I just had to bail you out of jail, Kurt. On our honeymoon.”
“Well at least we’ll have a good story when we get home.” Kurt grinned, leaning his head on his husband’s shoulder. Obviously even getting arrested couldn’t put a damper on Kurt’s overall amazing mood. Or maybe it was just the alcohol still swimming through his veins.
please dont ever get me going about video games i really like because i will never shut the fuck up
Faberry Week: June 18 - Time Travel
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard